"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me."

wall-eyed woolgatherer ▪︎ people displeaser ▪︎ LDAR-averse NEETpilled Saganist ▪︎ becoming gaslight-proof ▪︎ low-slung pants naysayer ▪︎ self-unharmer ▪︎ bartered sanity to beat Super Hexagon ▪︎ Webtoon passifan ▪︎ assumes Hanlon's Razor; suspects Hanlon's Dodge ▪︎ tepid water cognoscente ▪︎ LWer wannabe

Blorbo: Dr. Cox • Rust Cohle • House • Eeyore • Lydia Deetz • Todd Anderson • Daria • Abed • Marla Singer • Heidi • Vegeta • Kip Drordy • Donnie Darko • Vanellope von Schweetz • GLaDOS • Ari Gold • Lain • Susanna

Bonus Blorbo: Sadness • Jerry Mouse • No-Face • Boo Radley • Bane (softboi version) • Sister Michael • Violet Evergarden • Desmond (Smiling Friends) • Qiao Ling • Charlie Crews • Amantha Holden • Todd Chavez • Wednesday

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