@theresnotime It's either french or the trench

@theresnotime Mint mocha my beloved

Thank you phone for randomly deciding to install an OS update while I was standing in the queue at greggs with a QR code to scan

You are setting up a countdown to a holiday in another country, what specific time do you count down to?

Today I learned that the power switch on apple's wireless trackpads isn't actually a real power switch

I know this because my trackpad still continues to work for around 15 seconds while the switch is in the off position??

@theresnotime What if…

Ssince my keyboard seems to be intent on double-pressing keyss at the most inconvenient times (and cleaning doesn't seem to have helped), does anyone have recommendations for mechanical keyboards with blue switches, sspecifically ISO layout (big enter key)?

Me: huh weird, why is the printer running low on black and yellow specifically

Also me:

@theresnotime Fun fact! It’s actually 16 inches

Bee theme for my website, where everything is honey coloured and the buttons are hexagonal

You might say I’m fruity

Drayton manor opened a roller coaster in 2024 called gold rush

Six flags over georgia is opening one in 2025 called gold rusher

This implies the existence of a 2026 roller coaster called gold rushest

I feel very seen by purple duolingo girl

Get imagined, dagn

what if bees had tiny pawbs

Me too, ian, me too

@theresnotime Note to self: post all bangers in the morning before sammy's time limit expires

If .DS_Store is so good, where's—

It’s a miracle, I made significant edits on wikipedia 2 weeks ago and they haven’t been reverted or replaced!

I am once again asking the kid across the road to get old enough to be embarrassed by standing at the front door while their repeatedly dad honks the car horn whenever he leaves the house