this Monday is SO Monday. Who decided to let this Monday be so Monday?!?!?!

@aleen @octothorpe ...is it J?

someone was giving away GOLDFISH at a trunk or treat event my nephews attended... can i just say:
DO NOT GIVE LIVE ANIMALS AS GIFTS, IT'S CRUEL.
Goldfish live 10-15 years or longer for some types. they produce a lot of waste, have a large space requirement, and tanks take time to set up. You're saddling people with responsibilities they didn't sign up for, haven't researched, and are unprepared to shoulder, and animals with unintentionally cruel and short lives.
Stop with that shit!

@octothorpe but... isn't that just like... the definition of Your Space? o.O like, lap blankets on the couch, pillows & snuggly blankeys in bed, little space heater in teh office…

@octothorpe a what, now?

@HourlyOtters @octothorpe whelp, I'm dead of cute, now... thanks

@octothorpe that, either!

today's surreal conversation: Fritos are not for cats, Blaze, no matter HOW cute you look!

@octothorpe I was laughing to sister about how i actually DO use some geometry in my work life, and she goes "mmm, not a lot of rectangles in my line of work”

(the issue _seems_ to be based around my usage of rectIntersect rather than rectContains. RECTANGLES!!!) #shipIt #work

me: time for more rect math!
<writes a bunch of code>
ok, time to test!!

...oh, instead of fine-tuning the feature, I've completely broken it. YAY! #shipIt #work

@octothorpe @curtclifton that is fucking TERRIFYING

aha, wrong coordinate space! DAMN YOU, scroll views!! #work

ah yes, I left my desk last night, saying "math has betrayed me, time to leave”... math has not stopped being a jerk, today. /sigh #work