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Copy/Writer, Content/Marketer, Chaos/Witch

No pronouns. Do not refer to us.

Sometimes English, sometimes German. Mostly nonsense.

Фук ю!

Follow at own mental health risk.

Neuroatypical, ace/demi panromantic, gender-free, (Irish/South African) cultural mongrel.

Often drunk.

Amazing Aladin & Samuel Crunchberg's other parent.

Shut up, Porlise.