The Archbishop of Canterbury is facing mounting pressure to resign over his failure to report a prolific child abuser associated with the Church of England. Justin Welby was made aware in 2013 of allegations against John Smyth, a barrister who sexually abused as many as 130 boys and young men in the UK and Africa over almost five decades, but did not alert police.

I brought a girl back to my room and said, "This is where the magic happens."
She said, "Oh really? I'm getting excited now."
So I said, "Yes. Pick a card..."

I'm not saying I don't get many dates, but I keep a photo of my hand in my wallet!