Not half the man he used to be.

My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses.

Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake.

Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli.

Work: Project management.