I’m glad I missed this.

btw, did you know that the Australian government killed almost 1000 Emus in the Great Emu War and still lost?

The military used over 10,000 rounds of ammunition. that would mean they used around 10 rounds per Emu.

she hath tasted upon the forbidden fruit. lo, it was goode.

have you thought that maybe this joke wasn’t for you?

#dontquityourdayjob

because he made it asbestos he could.

don’t look at me. I voted against venomous snakes.

they really do be like that

the amount of billionaire taint licking in this post is depressingly high.

the hilarious thing about these apologists is that the majority of the 1% wouldn’t even piss on them if they were on fire. we are beneath them.

It’s called political satire.

I can imagine you’re a fucking blast at parties.