Torn between my hatred of cranberries and my love of all things bog
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Evil starship captains are all like ”let's travel slower than the speed of light by entering hypospace”Evil starship captains are all like ”let's travel slower than the speed of light by entering hypospace”
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I don't get the obsession people have with ”69” All numbers are sex numbers if you like to have sex with numbersI don't get the obsession people have with ”69” All numbers are sex numbers if you like to have sex with numbers
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The angel appears before you, a beautiful man with wings and a halo.The angel appears before you, a beautiful man with wings and a halo. You say you expected more eyes, wheels within wheels and flaming appendages. The angel nods and explains that only Craig goes around looking like that.
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[Zeus sits his son down for “the talk”][Zeus sits his son down for “the talk”]
"Let me tell you about the birds, and the bees, and the bulls, and the swans, and the eagles, and the satyrs and the"