me (skritching cat): You're so soft
cat: and sharp (bite)
me (skritching cat): You're so soft
cat: and sharp (bite)
@octothorpe Senate yes, House is still in play.
my cat: look at my tummy
dont you want to pet it
isnt it soft and luxurious
it is not a trap
*tail twitches*
me: …
d'oh you're so kyoo…
my cat: *bite*
i hope there is a very noisy circle of Hell reserved for pickup truck drivers who equip their vehicles with airhorns.
what do the presidential candidates think of the new mac mini
Paprika, cumin, onions and garlic are so essential to me in making dinner that when I make breakfast for dinner I have to WILDLY recalibrate
I've already sent my ballot in, so the next few weeks of American politics is pure theater from where I sit.
@octothorpe why_not_both.gif
saw my podiatrist for my regular checkup today and we both agreed Beau would eat my feet first if I died in my sleep
He also said that wouldn't even break the top ten list of weird shit he's seen in 40 years of treating people's feet