Synchronised monorail sleeping. :redpanda:
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@emsquared It sounds like it was a pretty big operation. Stealing 22 tons of cheese isn't exactly done on an impulse. They reckon it might have gone abroad, though who you'd bet a few truckles (whatever they are) got skimmed off the top for personal use.

@emsquared All over the posh parts of London and the south east, shifty looking fellows with a distinctive aroma, hang out in gastropubs, and sidle up to men in red trousers, or women in Barbour jackets and mutter "Got a truckle of Hafod Welsh outside in my van, if you're interested. To you, 100 quid. I'll throw in a jar of pickle."

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Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.