And I'm just as pissed off about THERE ARE NO GERMS OUTSIDE as I am about being snarked at in general. I mean goddamn, what an asinine and WRONG thing to say.
Germs don't magically stop existing just because you're not in a fucking building. The risk is reduced outside, yes, but it is NOT eliminated.
And when I've got fucking asthma AND a history of cancer AND I'm prediabetic AND I'm overweight AND I'm in mid-fifties AND I cannot afford to fuck over my ability to work with Long COVID, it's still not a risk I'm willing to take.
Wear a fucking mask. And if you can't be arsed to wear a mask yourself, at least don't give other people shit for wearing one. You CANNOT know what risks a stranger in a mask might be having to deal with.