Level 45, Neutral Evil, Technomage. I love UNIX systems and build carrier grade networks for fun and profit. I'm also a musician, historian, and a pretty decent cook. Lover of fuzzy animals of all sorts, but especially the kleptomaniacal, tube shaped ones.

I am completely and utterly fucking insane, a coworker once described me as, "mad-scientist level bat-shit insane."

I curse. I am a veritable fountain of fucking profanity. You have been warned. I do not fucking care if you think it makes me look bad. Plenty of things make me look like a fuck-stick shit-ass bastard. My ability to use fuck as every part of speech possible is the least of my gorram concerns. Suffice to say this account is very much NSFW. Fuck.

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