Any time I ask my sister for Christmas ideas, she always she wants animals that have been taxidermied I’m not buying her a dead animal for Christmas.

Maxxy

Any time I ask my sister for Christmas ideas, she always she wants animals that have been taxidermied I’m not buying her a dead animal for Christmas. That’s creepy, I don’t care how much a witch you are, that’s not cool…

neatchee

@fujiwara Just start buying shitty taxidermy animals (ethically sourced from already deceased creatures)

Like, just get all the amateur taxidermy you can find. The worst of the worst.

Maxxy

@neatchee What’s sad is she’d probably love it…

neatchee

@fujiwara I mean, who wouldn't love this face?

WARNING: Goofy dead animal. The first lion in Sweden, taxidermied after its death by someone who'd never seen a lion before

https://files.urusai.social/media_attachments/files/113/691/827/910/099/680/original/50fa65cc3b033194.png

Maxxy

@neatchee that’s horrifying

neatchee

@fujiwara This is how I realized we don't know a damn thing about anything before photographs.

Humans not figuring out that dinosaurs had feathers until very recently makes so much sense after seeing that lion

I desperately want to know what your sister thinks of that picture though lmao

Maxxy

@neatchee I’d send it to her but i know she’ll immediately change the subject to something about witches

neatchee

@fujiwara LMAO sounds like you've got it rough

Maxxy

@neatchee you don’t know the half of it!

Rob

@fujiwara Atleast they didn't name anything specific.. like toads or anything.. right...?

Maxxy

@Rob298 oh no, she did. She wants a raccoon…

Rob

@fujiwara r.i.p

四

@fujiwara Witch? Give her a cauldron and wart removal cream

四

@fujiwara @neatchee I have to ask, is she pro or anti witches?

Because you could dress up as either a witch or a witchfinder general the next time you visit, depending on her inclinations