Here you can become part of the legend...
In this topic we continue the story line of the previous user.
In the end, we should get the whole story.
You can write three sentences or one word. The number does not matter, but you must give opportunity continue the story.
Each piece of history will be written in the main post.
You can attach pictures or emoticons, animations. All of them will be recorded as part of the story.
Allowed to have offtopic but the continuation of the story should be written in italics. Example:
*continuation of a life story* offtop-offtop-offtop.
Today is holiday. I woke up earlier than usual and decided to go...
to work for a change, because I usually work from home and I kind of miss that 9 to 5. On the way there I encountered a
fellow developer who rolled down his windows and screamed at me to merge his pull requests.
Suddenly there was a ringing in my ears, and everything started getting hazy. I felt like I should know what a merge or pull request was, but I couldn't remember for the life of me. Everything started turning black, and
next thing I knew, I was lying in a hospital bed.
... except this wasn't just any ordinary hospital, there was a rabbit in a lab coat administering a hippo a dose of morphine, and a gigantic flower manning the nurses' station.
I looked down at my hands, and to my surprise...
They weren't hands. Well, not exactly. They were completely robotic, mechanical hands. As my haziness diminished,