hearing them described as "assless chaps" bugs us because if they had an ass they wouldn't be chaps, they'd be pants

[atax1a@infosec.exchange]

hearing them described as "assless chaps" bugs us because if they had an ass they wouldn't be chaps, they'd be pants

[atax1a@infosec.exchange]

like the asslessness is definitional to the chapsness

[atax1a@infosec.exchange]

there aren't assed chaps, certainly

[pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com]

@atax1a I always assume you hear "assless chaps" in circumstances where they aren't wearing pants under the chaps.

like, the asslessness is especially evident in this moment.

[atax1a@infosec.exchange]

@pencilears but that's just having your ass out in your chaps