Ken Burns is in your future

[skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de]

Second Sudanese Civil War of course (1983-2005)

[squidman@lemmy.world]

Hell yeah, I got the Dominion War. Time for another DS9 rewatch.

[pineapplelover@lemm.ee]

I got the Emu War

[count042@lemmy.ml]

The seven year war, which is what the rest of the world calls the French Indian war should actually have been called World War One.

It was also started by an incompetent 22 year old George Washington being sent out in his first command who ignored the equivalent of the sergeant put in charge of the new lieutenant advice and executed a French person he shouldn’t have.

The taxes that started the revolutionary war? Those were to pay the war debts on the seven year war. Dude literally led an army to avoid paying the consequences of his actions.

EDIT: it’s also possible to draw “ALL WARS”

[the_crotch@sh.itjust.works]

I fought in the Cola Wars as a member of Dr Pepper’s insurgency

[maultasche@lemmy.world]

Galactic Civil War

First or second?

[clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works]

On the winning side, I imagine.

[themoken@startrek.website]

Because at some point after the first few million you turn into a dragon that must hoard wealth and the people that generate that wealth become a cost to minimize.

[stupidcasey@lemmy.world]

WWI was objectively the most world changing and sets the stage for the entire modern era, if you squint WWII was just the Extended Edition of WWI all that being said WWIII was still my favorite.

[troyunrau@lemmy.ca]

War of the Roses, winner of Best Named War

[essell@lemmy.world]

Don’t let that obsession drag you down under.

[jigglysackles@lemmy.world]

I missed the memo. I am just generally anti war and don’t like reading about them. War is all because of dickhead leaders that can’t act decent, treat others right, or talk things out without being little insecure manbabies. And when manchildren in power have their big boi pp insulted they make the less powerful fight for them instead of doing anything respectful. Some rebellions which lead to wars are justified. Gotta stick it back to the empowered manchildren sometimes. But it all comes down to a shitty leader.

[tsg_asmodeus@lemmy.world]

I decided to focus on wars of leftest and/or peasant uprisings. Often heart breaking, but man if you’ve ever enjoyed cheering for the underdog, they are definitely that. Plus, you’re automatically learning about the Class War at the same time

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

“WTF is Granada?”

[mpa92643@lemmy.world]

I’m partial to the War of Jenkins’ Ear myself

[bricklove@midwest.social]

I got the 30 years war. I’m not disappointed

[brobot9000@lemmy.world]

How about no. No wars.

Being fans of mass graves and killing machines is weird.

[voyajer@lemmy.world]

So much to learn, we don’t even know how it ends yet

[theoctonaut@mander.xyz]

It’s probably just too broad to treat as one war, but I always return to reading the fall of the Roman Republic and the rise of the Empire. So many poetic, cinematic moments that for western civilisation defined our subsequent history. Where are we if Crassus doesn’t desperately need a triumph but gets fed molten gold instead? If Marc Anthony and Cleopatra rule the Mediterranean from Alexandria? If a comet doesn’t convince half of Rome that Caesar is a literal God?

[explodicle@sh.itjust.works]

WWIII nut here.

Get yourself a Red Cross emergency kit, a lot of water jugs, and ramen. You’re underestimating your chances of survival and how much you’ll want to.